Whoa....Whoa.....Whoa

Pinocchio Joe is running out of TV stations to boycott:


CBS 3 in Philly

Are you Joking ?

 Our hero gets some tough questions:

            

              Questions

Rhetorically Flourishing

 Our man's boss BS Obama,  weighs in  on Joe's proclivity to run at the mouth:

              Rhetorical Flourishes

        

Joe the Soothsayer

Our hero predicts his untested running mate will be tested:


Joe's Prediction

J - O - B - S a 3 letter word

Yo Joe , how do you spell Potatoe ?


J-O-B-S

Youthful Indescretion ?

Joe has another flashback - if the staff at AintSoJoe has time, we will research to see if the University of Delaware ever played Ohio University while our hero was there :

Menage a Trois

Lunch Bucket Joe

 Try as he does to paint himself as a regular Joe, our hero's income is above Middle Class:

  Today Show

Where's Joe ?

Our man Joe is too busy working his magic to come back to Delaware and work his back up plan as Senator.


Christine O'Donnell for Senator

Bosnia Fantasy

Joe's recollection of his influence in Bosnia is a fantasy:


http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/10/06/AR2008100602681.html

Katie's Restaurant

Joe has a flashback on Katie's Restaurant


Katie's

Breaking News

Joe Biden has the Plagiarists voting block wrapped up !

      Plagiarists for Biden

   

Barracuda Bag

Hey Joe , you need a new piece of luggage for your travels - a Barracuda Bag , it can be used to carry your butt in after Governor Palin handed it to you at the debate.


Barracuda Bag

An Alternative Reality

Joe rewrites the Constitution, kicks Hezbollah out of Lebanon with the help of the French, forgets how he voted , was against clean coal before he was for it , tinted his hair and basically invented statistics on the fly that have no bearing on reality.

Gaffe FEST

Waggin' the Dog

It seems just like Hillary , our hero Joe was under fire;

Joe Wags It

Not taking my Beretta

Joe says Obama won't take his Beretta:

ABC News

Time to Jump in , Time to be part of the deal ...blah, blah

Hey Joe , time to jump in and do your patriotic duty:


watch the video

Inventing History

Hey Joe - your considerable foreign policy experience is offset by your lack of appreciation of the facts:

  the saga continues....

Franklin Hoover - Herbert Roosevelt - Whatever

Joe's history lesson on Presidents and TV:

Lesson

Terrible Ad !

More Biden Blabber:


Terrible AD

Patriotic Taxes

Yo Joe - raising taxes in a downturn economy isn't "patriotic", it's stupid. Would that mean that the churches or non-profit organizations which do not pay taxes are unpatriotic ?

       Patriotic Taxes from the LA Times

Not your Average Joe

 The RNC establishes the Earmark Clock

War Powers / Congress

Senator Biden enlightens the readers of the Wilmington (DE) News Journal with comments on the constitutions and War Powers

Looks like World War II is the last time Congress actually declared war

The staff at AintSoJoe wonders if Congress ,which included Senator Biden, the 6th longest serving member since 1973, has failed to fulfill their constitutional duties by not declaring war for all of the wars that have occurred since World War II ? We don't anticipate an answer to that question.

Thanks for Nothin ' Joe

Less than 1% Donations to charity over the past 10 years. You can't take it with you Joe.

   Donations

Give Illegal Immigrants Social Security ?

More partisan insantity:  Joe votes for social security benefits for illegal immigrants and against making English the official language:

Immigration Votes

Good Point

Joe says Hillary is "as qualified or more qualified" to be Vice President:

   LA Times

Bishops explain human life to Biden/Pelosi

Joe : have you been missing Sunday School ?


http://religionblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2008/09/catholic-bishops-respond-to-bi.html

Dodging Mahmood

Joe doesn't like answering questions about his meeting with Mahmood Ahmed, Pakistan's ISI Director :


http://www.infowars.com/?p=4378

Sweetheart Deals

Land deals,  pay increases with less work ?  Grab your wallets.

 Sweetheart Deals

Open Mouth Insert Foot

Joe rattles on about pursuing criminal charges against President Bush, then retreats. One small problem, it appears in the foreign press :

Belfast Telegraph

No prayers for our female soldiers ?

Hey Joe: don't forget about the 160,000 +/- Women who have served in Iraq and Afghanistan

a portion of Joe Biden's interview on Meet the Press:

Sen. Biden: .... "They're about to have regional elections. Let's see how the regional elections go. Pray God they'll go well for the sake of all of our sons that are there. "

Full Transcript

Man of the People

Grab your wallets

http://sugarnspice.typepad.com/sugar_n_spicea_meeting_pl/2008/09/joe-biden-and-h.html

Pay your Bills

This has not been checked on any other source but since the mainstream professional media reports on rumors, here goes: (do a self check)

"I feel and obligation to honesty and truth to share with you some facts. My Father and Mother instilled in me the values and morals of treating people fairly and always being honest. If you purchase something, you pay for it. If you borrow something , you give it back.

I have been "stiffed" three times in my 30 year professional career by someone who I rendered services to, gave a finsished product to, but who refused to pay for those services even though they acknowledged the services and products were correct, were what they asked for and were never challenged for not being correct. I am lucky in having only three, but those three hurt badly.

Joe Biden was one of those people. I worked on his 1988 Presidential campaign finance disclosure engagement. I busted it for him and got everything right. He stiffed me for over $15,000 worth of work. He refused to pay once he dropped out of the race. I did similar Capitol Hill campaign financial disclosure work for Bob Dole, Pat Buchanan, and a Democratic candidiate for Ambassador to New Zealand. All of those folks paid even though they lost the election or did not get the appointment. That type of work is very demanding and very tedious because your efforts are scrutinized by Congress. Biden did not care.

I am on the Board of Directors of a company that owns a majority position in a private jet management company in Northern Virginia. They manage jets for businesses and rich folks. They also charter planes to the public. This past winter John Thompson chartered over $250,00 worth of air time. He paid every penny.

Joe Biden, in his latest unsuccessful run for President, chartered over $150,000 worth of air time. He PAID ZERO. He continues to refuse to pay stating his race is over and he is out of money. He never once complained about his flights. Joe Biden is a rich man. He could pay.

Joe Biden is a liar and a cheat. I know first hand. Character is what life is all about. Joe Biden is a man of bad character and sets a bad example for America.

I feel compelled to share this dark side of a man who asks for your vote and trust.

Best Regards,

Bruce D. Riddle, CPA, CFP

BDR Associates, LLC

2401 Research Boulevard, Suite 101

Rockville, MD 20850

Work (240) 631-1981

Cell (301) 580-7800

Fax (240) 631-2778

Website: www.bdrtax.com "

Keep the Change

No change here just more of the same:

http://www.salemnews.com/puopinion/local_story_249221631.html

CharacterGate

The Chicago Daily Observer notes that Joe Biden is a character but questions if he has any character ?

CharacterGate

No CHANGE here, more of the same tired disservice to the public

Alcohol Rumors

According to a Sept 4th, 2008 article in the Wilmington , Delaware News Journal, Sen. Joe Biden, Democratic VP Candidate, has , on at least 2 separate occaisons , stated that the truck driver involved in the tragic accident that killed his first wife and daughter in 1972 "drank his lunch".

The problem with Joe's statements is they do not agree with news and law enforcement reports which cleared the truck driver.

Stay tuned America for more of the same and grab your wallets.