Whoa....Whoa.....Whoa

Pinocchio Joe is running out of TV stations to boycott:


CBS 3 in Philly

Are you Joking ?

 Our hero gets some tough questions:

            

              Questions

Rhetorically Flourishing

 Our man's boss BS Obama,  weighs in  on Joe's proclivity to run at the mouth:

              Rhetorical Flourishes

        

Joe the Soothsayer

Our hero predicts his untested running mate will be tested:


Joe's Prediction

J - O - B - S a 3 letter word

Yo Joe , how do you spell Potatoe ?


J-O-B-S

Youthful Indescretion ?

Joe has another flashback - if the staff at AintSoJoe has time, we will research to see if the University of Delaware ever played Ohio University while our hero was there :

Menage a Trois

Lunch Bucket Joe

 Try as he does to paint himself as a regular Joe, our hero's income is above Middle Class:

  Today Show

Where's Joe ?

Our man Joe is too busy working his magic to come back to Delaware and work his back up plan as Senator.


Christine O'Donnell for Senator

Bosnia Fantasy

Joe's recollection of his influence in Bosnia is a fantasy:


http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/10/06/AR2008100602681.html

Katie's Restaurant

Joe has a flashback on Katie's Restaurant


Katie's

Breaking News

Joe Biden has the Plagiarists voting block wrapped up !

      Plagiarists for Biden

   

Barracuda Bag

Hey Joe , you need a new piece of luggage for your travels - a Barracuda Bag , it can be used to carry your butt in after Governor Palin handed it to you at the debate.


Barracuda Bag

An Alternative Reality

Joe rewrites the Constitution, kicks Hezbollah out of Lebanon with the help of the French, forgets how he voted , was against clean coal before he was for it , tinted his hair and basically invented statistics on the fly that have no bearing on reality.

Gaffe FEST